Popeye's chicken #fail

me and Lisa joked about blogging this, but I decided to go for it...
so.. I am having a stressed out day to begin with, and anyone who knows me, knows that I can NOT deal with stress... so my mother has the brilliant idea to send me to Popeye's to get chicken... aside from the stoopid mustang that decided it wanted to pass me on the bridge, the trip there was fine... then i pulled up... ok, let me start by saying that this was my first time ordering chicken. I have rode with people who have ordered chicken, but I myself have never drove up there and ordered my own chicken... before I get into the disastrous ordering episode, let me backtrack to before I left the house... ok, I like spicy chicken, it is yummy to my tummy. and seeing as how even their mild chicken is still kinda spicy, I figured that no one would have a problem with me getting spicy chicken.. o was I ever wrong... I don't know why I didn't just go and order spicy chicken without telling anyone, but as it was, before I left I asked was mixed ok... everyone was okay with that... then I said was spicy ok.. well, Bailey (who only eats chicken legs might I add) does not like spicy chicken... so, back to me in the parking lot.... Having never actually ordered the chicken myself, I couldn't remember how many pieces of chicken came in the box we always get. and they never have a sign or anything to let you know, all they have on the sign is the "family boxes" which come with sides and drinks, and that is not what I wanted... so, I pull up to the window.. (before I begin, I have an issue with being forced to talk to people... idk wtf is wrong with my brain, but if I am under pressure and have to talk to strangers, or sometimes even people that I know, my brain refuses to function correctly....) so, instead of my brain working properly, and asking the dude "what specials do ya'll (yes, I say ya'll when ordering poultry...) have?" my brain decides to say, "umm, what different sizes of boxes of chicken do ya'll have?" well, as if this isn't bad enough, he starts reciting the "family boxes" that I am staring at on the sign... thank you, Captain Obvious... so, I am forced to talk to him again, "ummm, do ya'll have it to where it doesn't come with the sides and stuff??" he then tells me about the 11 piece that I was wanting, so I say "yeah, I want that one..." {silence} "the 11 piece" {silence} "spicy"... "and I also need 5 legs, mild.. and 6 biscuits" ( this was my stroke of brilliance.. everyone will eat the spicy chicken except for Bailey... who only eats legs... so I was going to get her 5 mild legs, so that I could enjoy my spicy chicken... which would have been perfect, except.... )
dude: "you want 5 extra legs?"
me: "yes, mild"
dude: {silence}... "and do you want the legs spicy or mild?"...( looking back, this should have been the red flag...)
me: "mild"
dude: "ok, that will be $20.37, pull around to the second window"
... might I add that he was laughing when I reached said window, I am forced to believe that I was the cause of this laughter... i pay him, and he asks me to pull up even though there was no one else in the parking lot, let alone the drive-thru... so I'm sitting in the car, calling Lisa to tell her of this embarrassing ordeal, when the lady brings me my chicken... right away, I did not smell spicy goodness, so i open the box (driving down the road) to pinch off a piece of crust... what is in my mouth right now??? NOT spicy chicken!! soo... I went through all of that for a box full of mild chicken AND an extra box of legs. so, I ended up with a bunch of non-spicy chicken legs... I would like to take this moment to say, "Popeye's, I fucking hate you"

now, I am hungry and dreading getting up in the morning because I am tired... so.. I really need to go to sleep.. goodbye for now...
Peace, Love, and Crabs on your vagina... :)

The Completely Pointless Blog

I have a headache... there must be something in the air because a lot of people have had headaches lately... I have nothing at all to say... I'm just laying in the bed, looking around... ooo I rearranged my book and movie shelves yesterday and cleaned out my closet, it took me about 5 hours to do it all but it's clean clean clean now!!! I even saved a spot on my movie shelf for the 'Newlyweds' dvd collection I have coming in the mail... sigh, one day they will get back together.. mark my words... It bothers me that nothing in my room is level. everything leans one way or another... and it also bothers me that my pictures on the walls are not even with the shelves underneath them... I've re-read the Harry Potter series again, I just started Deathly Hallows. I know I am gonna cry at the end.. like I always do. not only is it my fav HP book, I think it is my favorite book ever... Today has been Friday to me... I am thinking about doing a beauty related blog, maybe an 'ins and outs' even though no one is going to read it and take my advice lol.. it's my favorite type of blog to read, so I thought I would try it... Steven just came in here, singing as usual... it wouldn't be so bad if a) he knew the words to the songs he sings or b) he wouldn't make up his own songs... for example, when he came in he was singing "shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your vagina, hey shake your vagina".... now he's singing "Strokin'".... sigh, what I have to put up with... lol.... and not only do I have a headache, my special ed wisdom tooth has decided it wants to go back into my flesh instead of coming all the way out... all of the others are all the way through like normal teeth, but oh no, the tard has to be difficult...o well, this is all for now... i shall see you on the other side...
.....Peace, Love, and Crabs on your vagina

Another Day, Another Blog...

once again, I have nothing interesting to say... I finished the seasons 1-3 of Bones, about to move onto seasons 5-6 of NCIS... stoopid Amazon sent one of my Newlyweds but it was the final season so that was a huge #fail... I haven't made much progress with the Deathly Hallows, I think I'm gonna read Angela's Ashes and The Last Song before I restart the Twilight series... Steven is on the phone with his grandma mocking my attempt at frying zucchini, I told him if he expects food tomorrow, the conversation better stop... but BONUS!! Lisa is coming this week! woo hoo! I am trying to plan exciting things for us to do, so far I have a trip to Twin Islands, Kisatchie (< was her idea...sigh...), and a trip to Alexandria (because I am in desperate need of a Bath and Body Works shopping spree and some Old Navy flip flops) :)........on a #TMI note, I have done nothing but pee this past week, nothing in my "diet" has changed so idk wtf is up... I am still working on my 'fav beauty products' blog so everyone (and by everyone, I mean Lisa) be prepared for epicness :-P ... when I finally get Mu painted I will post a pic of my pig collection, which I know people are just DYING to see...well, this pointless rambling has gone on long enough.. without further ado, here are some things I find funny... (some of them I have no clue what they are because I started saving them forever ago and am just now posting them...) goodbye for now.... Peace, Love, and Crabs on your vagina :)

Top 10 Common Faults in Human Thinking

Funny Conversation

Wikipedia Encyclopedia

Betcha Can't Stop Watching

Facts about the day you were born

Politics Explained

20 Best Cartoons

15 Modern bathtubs (i want the 2nd one)

Courtroom Quotations

Thou Shalt Not Steal

OK, I have had this blog for a while, I just never posted anything on it... I have many issues :-P, one of them being that I always think that certain things need to be "epic"... for example, if someone gives me a gift card for my birthday, I can't just go said store and buy whatever I want, I feel like I have to put much thought into whatever I buy since it was a gift... same thing with tweets, on my 100th, 200th, and so on, I feel like they have to be something important instead of the usual randomness I spit out... so of course, my blog would be the same. I don't plan on ever putting anything worth reading, but my first one couldn't just be some random randomness, I was waiting for something 'first blog' worthy... well, that being said, I got tired of waiting for some awesomeness to wander in my direction and said 'fuck it, I will just do what I normally do and just bitch :)'... so, without further ado, here is my first blog :)

One thing I cannot stand is stealing... and I don't mean actual thieves (while they do piss me off, stealing your cutting boards and shit, they are not to whom I am referring...) I mean the really petty, facebook and myspace thieves... haha, i know it sounds ridiculous, but whatever... there are the "survey answer stealers", who instead of erasing your answer, just leave it there as if they used their brain cells to actually think of it... there are the "status reposters", who steal your status or just something they heard somewhere and post it on theirs as if they thought of it, and will argue with you if you mention that you heard that same thing on Dr. Phil 3 weeks ago (plagiarism is bad, mmkay????)... then there are these people, the ones that made me even think of writing this blog in the first place, they are called the photo stealers!!!! and they are whores, who should be hung upside down from their toenails... OK maybe not something that bad, but anyways... what started this, I was on facebook and I saw where a certain someone had uploaded 'new pics' well, glancing at the pic it was obvious that it was mine because my living room was in the background...now, before I start bitching, I see nothing wrong with 'borrowing' pics from people's pages if they are a) of you.. b) of your kids.. now, this person has 'stolen' pics from me before and I didn't really get mad, I actually thought it was kinda funny cause I never even talk to her, and I just figured she really wanted the pic (these are not photos of me btw...) well, when I saw the pic today, I clicked on it just to look at her pics... when I got there, in this whole album, there were only 2 that were not stolen from me! so, I spend my time trying to get good pictures of the child, and as soon as I upload them, she adds them to her page to make it look like she has taken them! and this is not just tagging herself in them (which is a whole 'nother story!!! if i wanted you tagged in my photo I would have done it myself!) this is her saving them and then uploading them as if they were hers! and she is not the only one who has done it, there are other...relatives... who have taken a few pics, and I have not minded, but filling up a whole album is a different story! Don't get me wrong, I have 'borrowed' pics from people before (not people who were basically strangers, but i don't judge ;-P ) but I make sure I put, "stolen from Lisa" or whatever, I do not attempt to claim that the photo is my own (my precious..tee hee)...I know this sounds ridiculous and petty, but it really annoys me! buy a camera and leave my shit alone!.... hopefully my next post will be more cheerful :)
Peace, Love, and Crabs on Your Vagina....